Holiday Extravaganza 2019
The theater does a holiday show every year, and this is the second. It's very 2019 (VSCO Elf...). I don't have any of the tracks for this show sadly :(
Characters:
Liam-Nerd ElfFinn-Liams Assistant Elf
Macy-Annoyed Elf
Amber-Boomer Elf
Johanna-Cute happy Elf
Michael-Dumb Elf
Josie-Chad Elf
Isobela-Ginger Elf
Jenna-Chill Elf
Sharon-Scary Elf
Ben-Corporate Elf
Charlotte-VSCO Elf
Tanner-Cool Elf
Jasmine-Sweet Elf
Callie-Mute Elf
Piper-Quirky Elf
Erin-Edgy Elf
Robyn-Epic Elf
Santa
1. Beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Macy
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Sharon
Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes that glow
Amber
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store
Robyn
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door
Josie
A pair of hop-a-long boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Michael
Dolls that'll talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
Johanna, Tanner, Jasmine
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again
All
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ben
Everywhere you go
Finn
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
All
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Piper
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make 'em ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart
Isobella
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store
Charlotte
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
Jenna
On your own front door
Repeat previous verse (from hopalong boots)
All
It’s bringing to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make 'em ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart
Michael: Wow, I can't believe it's almost Christmas again! I feel like we just had Christmas last year!
Sharon: I can't wait until Santa comes back from his vacation in Hawaii!!
Charlotte: Once I hear that sound of Santa's sleigh bells in the air, I just can't stop smiling skskssk!!
Finn: Uh oh.
Jenna: What's wrong?
Liam: Check this out, some places in the world, children feel like they have the right to be a little bit naughty.
2. Miracle
Emma
My mummy says I'm a miracle
Erin
My daddy says I'm his special little child
Jasmine
I am a princess
Tanner
And I am a prince
Macy, Johanna
Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky
Liam, Michael, Tanner
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as handsome, strong as me
Tanner
It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge
Liam, Michael
But I'm his little soldier!
Hup, 2-4-3!
Macy, Johanna
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
Liam, Michael
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as bold or tough as me
Has my daddy told you
One day when I'm older
I can be a solder
Erin
And shoot you in the face!
Sharon
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days
It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions
These days
Special-ness seems de rigueur
Above average is average—go figure
Is it is come modern miracle of calculus
That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-
Miraculous
Children
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
Erin
My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina
She has never seen a prettier barrelina
She says that if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream
But I'm a barrelina, so give me more cake!
Charlotte
Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here
Alayana
She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers
Josie, Charlotte
What a dear!
Isobela
Yoo Hoo, honey, look at mummy!
Finn
Don't put honey on your brother
Piper
Smile for mummy; smile for mother!
Amber
I think she blinked
Piper
Well, take another!
Callie
Have you seen his school report? He got a 'C' on his
Report!
All Parents
What?!
Kaylin
you’ll have to change his school. His teacher's clearly falling short
Jenna
She's just delightful
Ben
So hilarious and
Jenna, Ben
Insightful
All Parents
Might she be a little brighter than the norm?
I know to boys it's frightful form!
All CHILDREN & PARENTS
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
You can be all cynical, but it's a trust empirical
There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
Erin: Well those kids are real naughty
Josie: I hope santa still gives me presents
3. I'm Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas
All
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
Tanner
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
Robyn
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Jasmine
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
All
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
Sharon
I put a tack on teacher's chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Suzy's hair;
Somebody snitched on me.
Robyn
I did a dance on Mommy's plant.
Climbed a tree and tore my pants.
Emma
Filled that sugar bowl with ants;
Somebody snitched on me.
All
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
Liam
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
All
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Charlotte: And I oop, really?
Michael: Don’t worry - there are other kids out there playing and having holiday fun!
4. Dreidel (Ukulele - No Track)
Macy: Nonono there's no way we'll be okay.
Liam: Look, there's kids everywhere who don't believe in the magic of the holidays.
Amber: It's okay, buddy. They'll be hit by the magic of Christmas sooner or later.
5. God Rest Ye
All but Piper
God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Finn
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born upon this day
Amber
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray
All but Piper
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Macy
From Go our heavenly Father
This blessed angel came;
Charlotte
And unto certain shepherds
Charlotte/Amber
Brought tidings of the same;
Finn
How that in Bethlehem was born
Charlotte/Amber
The Son of God by name
All but Piper
O tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy!
O, star of wonder, star of night,
Star with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect light.
Piper
Born a king on Bethlehem’s plain;
Gold I bring to crown Him again;
King forever, ceasing never,
Piper/Amber
Over us all to reign.
All
O, star of wonder, star of night,
Star with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect light.
Back to Piper
Macy/Charlotte
God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay
Piper/Finn/Amber
God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay
Amber
Holy Child
3 times
Ben: Yes, we finally have Christmas spirit. If only we could get Santa here!
6. Santa Claus is Back in Town
Tanner
Well, it's Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is falling on the ground
Johanna
Well, it's Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is falling down
Ben
Well you be a real good little girl
Santa Claus is back in town
Robyn
Got no sleigh with reindeer
No sack on my back
You're gonna see me comin' in a big black caddilac
Sharon
Oh, it's Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is falling on the ground
Well you be a real good little baby
Santa Claus is back in town
All
Hang up your pretty stockings
And turn off the light
Santa Claus is comin' down your chimney tonight
All
Oh, it's Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is falling on the ground
Well you be a real good little baby
Santa Claus is back in town
Isobela: Guys! Guys! Guys! Santa's on his way back from vacation! He's almost here! We’d better get ready!
7. Hot chocolate (Percussion - No Track)
All:
Hot! Hot!
Ooh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Say, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Hot! Hot!
Oh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
So, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yo, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Here, we've only got one rule:
Never ever let it cool!
Keep it cookin in the pot,
You've got-
Hot choc-o-lat!
Hot! Hot!
Ooh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Say, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Hot! Hot!
Oh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
So, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yo, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Here, we only got one rule:
(Here, we only got one rule:)
Never ever let it cool!
(Never ever let it cool!)
Keep it cookin in the pot,
Soon, ya got hot choc-o-lat!
Hot! Hot!
Ooh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Say, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Hot! Hot!
Oh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
So, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yo, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Here, we only got one rule:
(Here, we only got one rule:)
Never ever let it cool!
(Never ever let it cool!)
Keep it cookin in the pot,
Soon, ya got hot choc-o-lat!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
-INTERMISSION-
Sharon: Wait, guys, I just got a text from Santa. He says “unable to leave from vacation”. Sleigh won't run. Not enough Christmas cheer.
Jenna: Oh no! Santa! I'd trade all the presents in the world to get you back!
8. All I Want for Christmas is You
Josie: We need to go help him!
Amber: How do they celebrate Christmas in Hawaii?
Ben: I'm glad you asked!
All: What? How do you know?, etc.
Ben: Uhm, Hello?! Corporate Elf number 250? Vice president of tropical Christmas marketing? We have eyes on Mr. C, and we're sending a fleet of elves to spread cheer there right away.
Michael: Ooh, can we watch??
Isobela: Well I know what they say in Hawaii to wish a Merry Christmas too!!
9. Mele Kalikimaka (Ukulele - No Track)
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas,
A very Merry Christmas, a very, very, very Merry Merry Christmas to you
Finn: Yes! Santa's able to leave Hawaii!!
Macy: There's no way he'll be able to get all the way back here in time!
All: Macy, come on, etc
. 10. A Christmas Song
Ben
Come on Macy singing can be easy
Macy
Please stop...
Charlotte
It's fun, it's free, and best of all it's...
Macy
Totally cheesy?
Finn
Come on!
All you have to do is move your voice up higher
High low
High low
High
It's just like talking only you're sustaining and you make it sound pretty
Macy
No
Finn
Ugh!
Isobella/Charlotte
Just sing a Christmas song
It's like magic if things go wrong
Just spread some Christmas cheer
By singing loud for all to hear
Macy
People are staring...
Erin
That's the point!
Isobella/Charlotte
Just sing a Christmas song
And keep on singing all season long
Think of the joy you'll bring
If you just close your eyes and sing
Josie/Erin
And if you're short of cheer
Think about that year
You woke up to find a brand new snow had fallen
Finn
The ornaments you made
Emma/Charlotte
Way back in second grade
Finn
Untangling the Christmas lights
Charlotte
That took your father several nights
Jenna
Your mom who claimed that she had proof
Josie
There were reindeer on the roof
Jenna
Remember who you were back then
All but Macy
Let those moments live again
Emma/Erin/Josie
Come on Macy try it for me!
Macy
Just sing a Christmas song
All
That's it
Macy
It's like magic if things go wrong
Josie
Keep going
Macy
Just spread some Christmas cheer
By singing loud for all to hear
All
Just sing a Christmas song
And keep on singing all season long
Macy
To hear
All
Think of the joy you'll bring
If you just close your eyes
And sing
Liam: Get ready for Santa to come. Calling all elves, Santa is now coming to town! Ring the sleigh bells!
11. Carol of the Bells (A Capella - No Track)
Charlotte: Santa! He's coming!!
Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Thanks for helping me get back to the North Pole! (Hands out some candy canes)
12. I'll Be Home for Christmas
Sharon
I'll be home for Christmas
Amber/Jasmine
You can plan on me
Robyn
Please have snow and mistletoe
Josie
And presents on the tree
Michael
Christmas Eve will find me
Johanna/Erin
Where the love light gleams
Tanner/Isobella
I'll be home for Christmas
Finn/Liam
If only in my dreams
Macy/Charlotte
I'll be home for Christmas
Ben
You can plan on me
Jenna/Piper
Please have snow and mistletoe
All
If only in my dreams